june thirtieth

thinking omg i hate wearing these dress pants and realizing if i wear them to work once a week then i only have to wear them 6 more times before i don't ever have to wear them again if i don't want to

june ninth

recently shaved my legs bc i was bored and i thought hmm havent done that in ages- i hate it so much i miss my leg hairs a lot guys. never making that mistake again

may thirteenth

counting down the days to mx vacation

cant wait for the day I get to not have a 9-5 anymore

may fourth

thinking about how puzzling and strange it is that rich ppl love to cosplay poor

april twenty second

got a lil stache

april fifteenth

bro i am seriously craving a monte cristo SO BAD RN one million hugs and kisses to anyone that makes me one (including if I go to a restaurant I will kiss chef)

april fourteenth

thinking about how america thrives off of people being sick and uses it as a way to anchor bootstrap stories *throw up emoji* its all propaganda my guy

april eighth

ate too much m&m cookie

tummy hurts

march twenty sixth 2026

omg babe wake up dykedrafts just updated a thought on flounder

march twelfth 2026

I do whatever the fuck I want

how cool is that

like literally anything bro

( I am rly struggling to get "bro" out of my vocab)

march eleventh 2026

they should invent t that doesn't make u break out

march sixth 2026

straight/cis people fuck so different than queer/gay/trans people

personally, i much prefer the queer experience

march fifth 2026

wondering if anyone would gaf if I started sharing kitchen/cooking tips?

march third 2026

isn’t it beautiful that I’ve experienced things worth mourning

march first 2026

i love taking pictures of my friends

02-25-26

DESIRE IS DIVINE ALIGNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! follow ur desire

02-19-26

good ppl eat pussy different than bad ppl & the worst ppl of all don't eat it at all

if u give me head I can tell if ur a good person or not

that might sound crazy to u but I am so deadass

xoxox

(as flounder user james called it: i am the pussy oracle)

01-28-26

hello this is my first thought

not ever, but on this page

you know what I mean

I am in a good mood but also I am mad at everyone and the whole world..?

ok goodnight